My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.
“And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden cookies.”
In case you were wondering, the video I linked was, of course, Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man”. And yes, you can buy that statue.
Seriously, he has to hate himself to breathe. Makes Linkin Park look like AKB48.
Holy [crap], this is the best depiction I’ve seen of Obi-Wan between Episode III and IV. It’s an absolutely perfect cross between Ewan McGregor and Alec Guiness.
Sideshow Collectibles proudly introduces the next entry in the Star Wars Mythos line, Ben Kenobi. As a nomad, wandering the desert landscape of Tatooine, Obi-Wan carries a unique collection of mementos, the weight of the memories they contain as heavy as the pack itself. Sideshow’s designers and artists explore the period between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope, and in a unique presentation offer this character study with both Alec Guiness and Ewan McGregor portraits
The Ben Kenobi - Mythos Polystone Statue features:
- Hand Painted and highly detailed Alec Guiness and Ewan McGregor portraits for custom display
- Tusken rifle and bladed weapons, disarmed from Raiders during his travels
- Jawa Bandoliers
- Armor from Ben’s service in the Clone Wars
- Keepsakes from Ben’s fallen Master Qui-Gon, poncho and lightsaber
- Anakin’s lightsaber, held by Ben for Luke to come of age
- Water cistern
- Jerba skin rug
‘I happen to like nice men.’
I’M A SCOUNDREL
I’M A NICE MAN
“Sunny day, sweepin’ Alderaan away…”
“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to the Rebels’ Hidden Base?”
I found George Lucas’ private Star Wars Episode 7 notebook at Panera Bread this morning, detailing all of the surprise plot twists for the next great Star Wars film. Stay tuned as I reveal them all - and don’t forget, SPOILER ALERT!
Seriously, Morris, my heart stopped, and I know it’s fake.
According to Wookiepedia, Jar-Jar supported the Empire, and was alive until the end of the Galactic Civil war. So, technically, they’re right.
[The protagonists of the last three things you read/watched/played are the members of your zombie apocalypse team. How screwed are you?]
Hiro Protagonist and YT from Snow Crash, Didact from Halo Cryptum, and Talon Karrde, Mara Jade, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa-Solo, Han Solo, C-3P0, R2-D2, and Chewie from the Thrawn Trilogy.
I THINK I’LL BE FINE.
Heck, I’d be fine with just Artoo. I’d just use him as a distraction, and he’d beep with amusement as the zombies try to tear him apart. “Nope,” he would seem to be saying. “I took a plasma bolt to the dome, meatbags, and I survived. I strolled through a gunfight without a scratch. I hang out with Luke Skywalker. you think you have a chance?”