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Bear is now confused and insecure.

Bear is now confused and insecure.

itscarororo:

tada4ever:

17teenvoguechallenge:

deathlyillandalwaysbusy:

Actually most fantastic and inspirational advice from a female character geared towards children that I have ever seen.

if all girls took this to heart seventeen’s sales would plummet probly

Me. This is me. She keeps being me and I keep loving it.

SOBBB

perfect positive message

This applies to boys as well. In fact, just ungender it entirely, and it’s universally applicable. Or, as Hamlet put it, “This above all: to thine own self be true”.

Yes, I am speaking from experience. Specifically, I had trouble realizing I was someone who was actually attractive to girls until I was, oh, about 23.

Jun 6

The Continuum - Co-Op (by stagefivetv)

Jun 3

Men these days get conflicting stories.

A: Be assertive and play your dominance and be spontaneous.

B: Except when I’m not interested in you then it’s considered sexual harassment and I’m getting you arrested.

Thats literally how it is these days. Not to mention relationship doctors did a study of blind speed dates and observers. about 70% of the time both men and women can tell when the men is interested. and over 70% of the time neither women nore men had any idea if the women was interested or not.

tl/dr women don’t even know what women want.

- heartless8604, Reddit

Women of Reddit, what is the female equivalent of the "stretch to put your arm around her"? - Reddit

THE BEST THREAD

Don’t blink. Blink and you’re married.

Women of Reddit, what is the female equivalent of the “stretch to put your arm around her”?

I get up to get us a drink, then sit down closer each time. :> Worked on my husband, anyway. -willbefitsoon

Why do I imagine a comedic scene from this? I just imagine you sitting completely on the other side of the room, going to get a drink and inching ever so closer to him. Eventually the lights flicker off and on, and your arms and legs are completely wrapped around his head. -amongthewolves

I was imagining the same thing, but in a club setting with a strobe light where you never actually see her move. - NachoAverageChip

>shows men a bunch of flirtatious behaviors from women
>tells us that men are likely to mistake friendly behavior for flirting
>many of the signals given could be friendly
>there are even more symbols

Fullsize.

>shows men a bunch of flirtatious behaviors from women

>tells us that men are likely to mistake friendly behavior for flirting

>many of the signals given could be friendly

>there are even more symbols

Fullsize.

I touched her!

Like, three times!

Yeah, there’s definitely something there.

Now I just have to deal with the fact that, against my better judgment, I just decided to start flirting - or something - with this girl at what may be the worst possible time in each of our lives.

But gosh, when I think of those dimples.

image

(No, not Ximena Navarrete’s dimples. But she’s the only picture I’ve got that looks how I feel. No, not like a Brazilian Ms. Universe winner.)

Hearts in Holding Pattern

I’m pretty sure That Girl and I have reached the “amusing misunderstandings” phase of our not-relationship, where neither of us is sure the other likes them. But like Max Payne said, “Nothing is a cliche when it’s happening to you. “

I’ve appropriated Miles Vorkosigian’s “Civil Campaign” metaphor to refer to this whole mess in my head. Even though I’m doing it ironically, I’m pretty sure that’s a bad sign.