Jon Wood's Bad Wasabi: Art-o-stration

porrimmaryam:

elechannukah:

“so how was school today”

It was good

until the fire nation attacked

elechannukah:

“so how was school today”

It was good

until the fire nation attacked

funny, lol whut, lol, the last airbender, the legend of korra, katara, memes,

the-technologist-blog:

Google unveils an exciting preview of what it’s like to look through Google Glasses

i’m a little mad they’re not calling them Googly Eyes

I snorted so hard I hurt myself.

Reblogged 2 weeks ago from spinolsen

12,131 notes

google, ar, augmented reality, google glasses, internets, lol whut, lol, funny,

#1184

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

blonde-swanson:

thisiswhiteprivilege:

White privilege is never having to worry about walking into any establishment with a guitar and people think you are just carrying it around to look cool.

White privilege is not having to worry about seeing comments on Youtube about a band, or musician playing heavy metal and being treated or talked about as a rarity.

White privilege is not having to worry about people coming to see your band at a show when they see that 3/4 of your band is of another race.

White privilege is not having to understand and not needing to understand that ALL genres of music were started by Black People.

White privilege is not having to understand and not needing to understand that ALL genres of music were started by Black People.

Pls no I can’t

MUSIC DIDN’T EXIST BEFORE BLACK PEOPLE! Classical music, instruments, EVERYTHING didn’t exist before then! White people just banged things together in tuneless and senseless chaos and hoped for the best.

1. Because no one ever assumes white people are posers.

2. Because no one ever makes comments about white rappers.

3. How do you know why people are or aren’t coming to see you? Are you a mind-reader?

4. WHO IS MOZART

WHAT IS CLASSICAL MUSIC

WHAT IS CHINESE MUSIC

WHAT IS INDIAN MUSIC

WHAT IS ALMOST EVERY TYPE OF MUSIC IN THE WORLD

Reblogged 3 weeks ago from special-snowflake-hall-of-fame

232 notes

racism, race, logic, lol whut, funny, music, Rock Music, History, idiot,

The Invincible Iron Skrillex. by ~deathdetonation

“I am Iron Skirillex. The wub and I are one.”

Posted 3 weeks ago

1 note

music, iron man, skrillex, lol whut, lol, funny, crossover,

I used to wonder what friendship could be

(My Little Pony)

Then my parents got shot in Crime Alley

Reblogged 4 weeks ago from singu-larity

24 notes

MLP, batman, the dark knight, funny, lol, lol whut, crossover, comics,

suicideblonde:

Javert performing to Toxic in my head with now

“Cause I know that you did it…”

(Source: matchly)

Reblogged 4 weeks ago from special-snowflake-hall-of-fame

35,907 notes

britney spears, les mis, les miserables, javert, music, russell crowe, funny, movies, lol whut, hats, blue,

electrikfeather:

ever-so-plucky:

nooowestayandgetcaught:

raglemuffins:

zahhakward:

fasntnig:

just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.

i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT

The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg

LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

WHAT IS IN THE CENTER

IS THAT A GATE TO HELL

Yes.

And then I died.

Reblogged 1 month ago from electrikfeather

141,604 notes

supernatural, food, lol whut, funny,

50 Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook (Amazon version, currently with five stars)

The way his apron hangs from his hips already has me all wobbly. But as he coats my thighs with sticky liquid I can hardly contain myself. Is it the wine, or is my aroma starting to drive him crazy too? He heats me up fast, it won’t take much too?

He heats me up fast, it won’t take much to finish me off now. His lips quirk up to a smile. My own juices are mixing with the coating and running all over the place. I get the strangest, sweetest, hedonistic feeling up and down. It’s epicureanism run wild!

He spreads my thighs out on a plate. Sticky hands and at least five wet napkins. What will the housekeeper think? Who cares?

Ingredients

1 pound boneless, skinless chicken thighs, patted dry with paper towels

2 garlic cloves, finely chopped

1 teaspoon plus pinch coarse kosher salt

½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

1 sweet onion, thinly sliced

1 cup white wine

1 bay leaf

1 cinnamon stick

2 tablespoons unsalted butter

1 tablespoon honey

Directions

Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. In a large bowl, toss the chicken, garlic, 1 teaspoon salt, and pepper together.

In a small saucepan, simmer together onion, wine, bay leaf, cinnamon stick, and a pinch of salt until most of the liquid has evaporated, 15 to 20 minutes. Toss in the honey and butter.

Spoon the mixture over the chicken and toss well. Spread thighs, onion mixture, and any juices onto a baking sheet. Bake until chicken is no longer pink and onions are meltingly tender and caramelized, about 25 minutes.